The Church agree's with me!!!!

See. I'm not insane.
You all thought i was nut's but it has been confirmed by the churches.
'SexyNinjaMonkey is God'
Ye shall worship false idols.

Tasty steak 'n pastry

Now you know this looks tasty.
Bec came over with somthing interesting for dinner the other night. Steak w/ tomato, Camembert cheese, spinach, all wrapped in pastry. (of course i removed the tomato)
But god damn it tasted good. It was especially good for someone who has been eating Lean Cuisine's for a while now.
Anyway, i've been approved for a c/c now so it should be coming in the mail soon and i'll be getting my iBook... finally. Can't wait to start using it. You know your fucking jealous. My PC is due for retirement anyway (seems it's going to end up as a MAME machine to go in my 'Dragon's Lair' Cabinet).

The Cure - Just Like Heaven

"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it and I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"

Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you?
That I'm in love with you?"

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream...

Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone
Alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven

Big Mouth Fish & Reality TV

Ok is anyone else sick of 'Reality TV', i mean fuck. I have the tv on while i'm doing things around the house and right now i can hear 'Australia's biggest loser' honestly if your on that show you've all ready achieved 'Biggest Loser' in my books.
I mean if you were really that overweight would you want to go on tv and show everyone???
And i'm seriously dreading the upcoming BB06, although i still think Big Brother should evict all the housemates and keep the fucking money.
So anyway i 've been a tad slack with my posts this weekend. I've been busy ok, i'll prob have a roomate moving in soon so i had to clean out my spare room. Also went shopping at Burwood Westfield w/ Bec all sunday afternoon.
Anyway, i was sitting around tonight and felt i should post something... after pullink a blank i decided i'd take a photo of my fish and then start writing something. it appears i've been somewhat successful.
So yeah i'm hungry and i don't know how to cook. How about some suggestions??

Belgian Farting Pig Cartoon

So yeah, who else managed to find this cartoon. Is it just me or is it really annoying. Did you just want to bitch slap that pig, or am i alone in that desire.

Fleck Hand Signal

If you've been following the Fleck craze then you'll know that this is the infamous Fleck Hand Signal. Possibly a new greeting for any 'Fleck's' who are nerdy enough to use it in the street, hell i think i may just be there.
But yeah if you look close you'll realise the hand signal (kind-of) looks like a letter F.
I just wanted to get myself out there, so here's a pic of me doin' the Fleck.

Went to the Market's with Bec on Sunday, I managed to find 2 more sega megadrive games ($5ea) for my collection; Mickey Mouse & Donald Duck - World of Illusion, and Haunting, both awesome games that i used to own (but stupidly sold when i was younger). There was also a really good condition Gumby video for only $2. Bec got a nice ring (upper right of picture above) for $15. I was shocked when i saw a stall at the markets selling Okonomiyaki, a dish i first heard mentioned in Ranma 1/2. So for $7 i had a Pork Modan Okonomiyaki, which is essentially flour egg and shredded cabbage with Pork and Noodles, plus all the essential sauces that go on it. God Damn it was good. For dinner last night i had the idea of using last nights left over sausages from last night to make curried sausages, it tasted pretty good... until 4am this morning when i got to taste it again.

Summer Hill - Wikipedia Entry?

Ok, what the hell, the awesome suburb of Summer Hill has it's own entry in wikipedia (The Free Encyclopedia). It told me that there were over 100 heritage listed houses in summer hill... so i checked... My house is listed. (Here's the Map to prove, for anyone who knows my address... everyone else you only need to know that it's one of the gray ones).
So anyway, Summer Hill is an awesome place we have our shops, our pub, and our train station. I only have a 15min walk to work in Ashfield, and a 30sec walk to the shops.
If i want to go to the city it's a 15-20min train ride, and we have an assortment of places to eat at.
I highly recommend the suburb.

Labelr - Categorizing Blogger

Ok, so this rules.
The one thing we blogger users were missing categories.
Now if you look in my sidebar you will see categories. Thanks to 'Amit Upadhyay' for making this for us in his spare time, you have my respect.
You just need to add a little code to your template (easy instructions for even those without any html knowledge).
I heard about it from this Lifehacker post.

Isolatr - Social Web 2.0 Backlash

I love whoever it was that coughed up this one. What could be better than a web app that stops people from 'connecting' with you on one social site or the other. Too bad it's only a joke.
Isolatr Beta

Minties - New Packaging

Ok, so whatever happened to "It's moment's like these you need... Minties"
I opened a bag of these things the other day and just stared at the wrapper of the one i had taken from the bag. Instead of the familiar phrase that has been written on Minties packaging since i was about 5, i discovered 'Soy Lecithin is used to assist in processing'... What the hell is Soy Lecithin and why is it used to assist processing of Minties. I wish they had stuck with their standard line instead of leaving me with questions i want answered.
If i wasn't so tired i'd look into it and see what they are talking about, but meh... I'm going to bed, maybe i'll Google 'Soy Lecithin' tomorrow.

Silk Robe

You know your f**king jealous.
My parents went to Vietnam recently and brought me back this sweet ass robe (silk of course).
C'mon 'I know that you like my style'.
So yeah i'm done showing off.
So... Respect Me.

Check out the Gouldian finches...

I was just over at the shops with Bec today and she saw some birds she liked so here they are back at my place.
Poephila gouldiae:
- Or 'Black Faced Gouldian Finches'
They had a breeding pair for sale at the local Petsworld only AU$99.95.
You know your jealous, I have an endagered species in a cage. There's only about 2500 (or so) of these guys running around Northen Australia.
we're gonna try and breed them so we can have 'Baby Bird's' (I'll get my camera ready for 'Cute Overload')
Anyway i gotta finish washing the clothes.
For anyone who's interested in getting some of there own, I found some helpful information about the Gouldian Finches at Finchworld.com

Black Eyed Peas - Sexy

I took ur picture, with one particluar reason and its to capture ur character,
I like to sit and stare at 'cha
Aint nothin wrong with starin at cha
Girl don't be scared at the fact that i envison us getting married and i ain't tryin to rush nuttin
Cuz i aint rushin
It'll take a time like, "whats them things that move slow you knowthem...damn..i cant think cuz u on my mind..."
And when u on my mindi cant find anything to ryhme with ryhme
I gotta ryhme ryhme with mixture
And speakin of mixture
With u i wanna get mixed up
Im like a record and ur like a record
So lets let the DJ mix us
Ur like an elixir
Thats got me tipsy,
This is just like ripplets
Believe it or not girl but i love you

Girl u really got me goin
Outta control
I dot know what im doin
Lets let it go
And do what we do best
Take off our clothes
We look better undressed

Lets get sexy
Lets get sexy
Sounds so good
Sounds so good
Fightin' is rightin'
Fightin' is rightin'
Lets get sexy
Its so much more exciting

For you im a fanatic
Im a addict
Ur sexy antics turn me on like automatic
No need to get dramatic
But i gotta have it
(gimme gimme gimme gimme)
Gimme some of them sexual acrobatics
Kama sutra girl, anything that suits you girl
Things u aint used to girl
Come over here and let me show you just how we will do it
Im a freak and u knew it
Ur a freak and i knew it
Baby lets get to it

Girl u really got me goin
Outta control
I dot know what im doin
Lets let it go
And do what we do best
Take off our clothes
We look better undressed

Lets get sexy
Lets get sexy
Sounds so good
Sounds so good
Fightin' is rightin'
Fightin' is rightin'
Lets get sexy
Its so much more exciting

Its called the S E X X X X
(YES YES YES)

U take me to extasy
Witout takin extasty
Its exactly like extasy
When u layin right next to me
Im sexin' u
Sexin u
U sexin me
Sexin me
Its feels so damn natural
Wut we doin so naturally
Im likin u rubbin' me
And u likin me rubbin' u
Da passions emaculate
While u lovin me lovin u
I put L-O-V-E in you i love me puttin me in you
Make love to you
Just like Sergio Mendez play piano

Hanging with Sexy Bec

Just hanging out watching 'Memento' w/ my bestest friend Bec.
Yes that's my baby emma's legs hanging out behind her ass.
But yeah i finally got some batteries for the digital camera, so thought i'd post something.
I needed a photo posting (i was starting to lose some of the photo-blog aspect from my site).
So anyway, Bec took me to her friends 21st the other night... i was spinning most of the night (no comment), Just some friends & family at a pub in the city, of course i knew no-one but hey i'm used to it.
Anyhoo, I should get back to watching this movie before i get told off for ignoring the movie. Lol.

Sydney Mardi Gras 2006

Holy Shit...
That's all i can say.
Me and my mate Adam started off with a bottle of Vodka wandering through Hyde Park.
We saw the crowd of people moving up towards Oxford St, so we decided to follow.
We didn't even see the parade because we were behind the crowd but we followed it pretty much all the way to the end. By the time we had reached the end we had reached 'pissed' and the shirts soon came off.
So there's my and adam dancing down the street drunk as fucks... I don't remember much after that except for hooking up with some 17yo girls and getting more vodka.
Of course the next morning i had 3 girls in my bed and a slight headache, seems i had a good night for a change.
Ok so i guess it's time to get some batteries for my camera so i can upload some new pics or i'm going to end up with a bland looking blog.

Rogue Traders - "Rescue Me"

Since you've gone
I just can't get to sleep
Lying awake
Lying awake
Lying awake
All alone.

Do you know I care
If you saw me you would know
Do you know
I care about you still? Please,

Rescue me
Tonight I am calling
Dangerously I might
Keep on falling.

So you win
My life is upside down
Love me again
Love me again
Love me again
Forever.

Do you know I care
If you saw me you would know
Do you know
I care about you still? Please,

Rescue me
Tonight I am calling
Dangerously I might
Keep on falling.

Feel your love inside of me
Common sense has made me see
That you are the only one
In this world to show me love.

Rescue me
Tonight I am calling
Dangerously I might
Keep on falling.

Listal - Media cataloguing Site

I was tossing up betwwen cataloguing all of my crap with lib.rario.us and listal.com, i checked both and decided to go with listal.
I haven't started adding anything to it yet but it looks like it will do exactly what i want in a media cataloguing tool.
Anyway join me on Listal.com