Recently at Longforgan Parish Church in Perthshire, The Reverend John Hawdon was standing in for the regular vicar. But when nature called, his microphone broadcast his every splash and sigh to the congregation. A parishioner said: "It was mortifying. Every sound boomed and echoed around the church. We all sat there looking at each other, totally embarrassed. One or two folk managed a wee giggle." (Story from News.com.au)
Honestly, that would be so embarrassing. Can you imagine the looks on the faces of all of the Parishioners. You would probably have to relocate so you didn't have to deal with the humiliation.