Lonely

So iwent to a singles event recently hoping to at least make some friends.
Hell i got stood up by the girl who was supposed to be my date for the night (i never even got to meet her), then the only girl who would talk to me all night ended up being engaged (at a singles event WTF?). Then as the trains had all stopped for the night and i didn't want to waste money on a cab just getting myself home, i ended up taking a 2 hour walk from Luna Park to Summer Hill.
Of course i was amazingly tired and depressed after that night. Hell i even went the whole suit and tie thing, shaved off the beard and had my hair trimmed at the hairdresser's. I'm sick of putting myself out there and getting ignored by people.

Anyway on a lighter note i had my first mention online., Check this out i finally got mentioned on a post that wasn't written by me.
http://www.robhyndman.com/2006/02/24/a-google-calendar/
How exciting you know your all outrageously jealous.
I guess i can be noticed sometimes. How rare that is though.

Creepy Plaster Heads

Now how cool is this.
I was walking down the hallway of my house, and realized that i have these awesome plaster faces on my walls.
You know your jealous, seriously.
C'mon it's pretty fucking sweet so don't knock it or i'll stab you in the throat. Mwahahah.

Anyway, im bored shitless and overly stressed. Bored of life and everything. If i don't either get a life soon or at least start getting some female attention i think i'm likely to rip out someones spinal cord to play jump rope. Doesn't sound very pleasant does it, it's about as pleasant as being made to beg every night for about 2 years. God damn, what is with women, they are either too out there or they just stay clear of men altogether. I just want a nice girl who doesn't expect a fucking superman. Hey im intelligent, i can clean, and from what i've been told i'm pretty damn good in bed (although i cannot confirm that, never having made love to myself).
Christ all i'm saying is that if i don't get some female attention asap i'm going to either stab some dumb fuck in the face, or wind up in a mental institution from stress induced insanity.

Ok i gotta get going, still don't have the net at home so i have to post from work and i've already been here longer than needed. But my net connection is coming soon (as long as tpg don't play around with my connection again), i cannot wait.